A Date To Remember..!!!

Ohh!! Such devastation it was, most ravaging date, a date to remember…

NO NO NO, not about me, I never had such a cheesy date, its about my best buddy GAURAV…

Gurav, the JAAT boy (JAAT- Just Avoid All of Them, and I mean ALL of Them)…

This guy I must tell you have all his hormones wildly disordered to a state beyond any Homo sapiens imagination…
Known for the extreme ways of his life this timid creature is COURAGE (COURAGE-the cowardly)…

…Guts and Nuts, only JATS…

 He is the most educated engineer amongst us (most considerate and dedicated student)…

He is a damn photo maniac, he loves to get clicked so much that there is a childhood story consorted to his frenzy for photographs (particularly the one in which he poses), its about a time when he was on stage reciting some poem ( I actually wonder he had ever been on stage), and then came a photographer to click him, and baffled, Gaurav paused, posed and enounced- bhai photo mast si liyo…

…mast SI photo…

We were in 5^th semester of our engineering, when our mighty dude, Gaurav got acquainted with this girl, a friend’s, friend’s sister, reminiscing her name would be bit unmanageable for me now, so I would be calling her Ms. FAIREST and LOVELIEST…
This small girl was in 12^th standard that time, and as we know love knows no age, no caste, no color… (I insist NO COLOR)

That night Gaurav talked with her for hours, till all the balance of all the phones available was consumed…and this continued for next 3 days (not the balance thing, but being on phone whole night), so now it was time for us (me and aditya) to scrutinize what  actually was going on…
Love U’s have been exchanged, kids have already been named, and relation stands strong… (3 day old telephonic relation, standing as strong as it has been for decades)

They used to talk about there home, parents, studies, physics, and HMT (Heat and mass transfer)…

Well HMT is an all guys euphemist for that very physically intimate moment, which includes the transfer of heat and mass between two bodies pertaining to there excessive closeness (sex, if you need one word answer to it)...not bad I though, talking about HMT in just a 3 day old relation, but such a pity to my bewilderedly wild expectations from this lame boy, Gaurav, HMT is a subject in 5^th semester of mechanical engineering, pertaining towards the study of fluids, pressure and temperature, and this was all they used to talk about…huhhh!!!
Now, the date was decided, the place was decided, and the time was finalized, Gaurav was to meet his Ms. FAIREST and LOVELIEST… (it was to be a blind date)
EDM ( East Delhi Mall), was the place, it took him almost 2 hours that morning to get himself ready for the date, shoes washed, jeans washed, shirt tugged in, hair well combed, wallet fully loaded, smile widest then ever, and at around 09:00 Am, the lame dude left…
I was in college around 03:00 PM, beep beep SMS…
namit

Yar yaha paas me koi ATM hai kya??

I replied,
Ha
pacific me hai, waha chala ja…

(Pacific is another mall adjoining EDM)
I know this was insane, but I could not stop laughing…(SHIT!! I was having fun at his expense, yeah thanx for reminding me that’s what I am doing right now)

He came back in the evening, now it was the time for remand room trial, we were all set to welcome him in the torture room, ( I forgot to tell, ME, Aditya, and Gaurav, we were roomies), and now it was the time for Qs and As…

Q1: kaisi rahi teri date?

A1: Mast thi… (This guy I must tell you is in love with this wrd MAST)

Q2: Kya kiya?
A2: Movie dekhi and lunch kara.

Q3: Kaunsi movie?

A3: Wo Pappu cant dance salla wali…

Q3.1: Acha wo jaane tu ya jaane na…
A3.1: Ha, wahi…

Q4: Kaisi lagi??
A4: Thhek thi, so so…
Q4.1: bas SO SO!!!
A4.1: Songs ache nahi hai…

A4.1.2: Ch****…

(Such a disgraceful answer to such an honorary question it was.)

Q5: Abe movie nahi ladki kaisi lagi??
A5: Mast thi yar, itni achi thi, so beautiful…
Q5.1: And?

A.5.1: Ek to gora hota hai, aur ek usse bhi zyada gora, wo thi… (NO COLOR, as I told you, I am sure he is gonna kill me for this one)

Q6: Kya kya kiya?? (We expected some stuff worth censoring)

A6: Sath baithe, we roamed around with hand in hand, and while saying bye I kissed her…

Q6.1: Kiss!!! Kaha??

A6.1 Auto me…

Q6.2: Abe usko kaha kiya??

A6.2: Uske hath par…
Q6.3: Aur?
A6.3: Bas…
A6.3.1: Bas!! What the F**K…

(Trust me this was all he did, I wish I could have got at least something to censor)

After a few weeks, things changed between them, I wont get into details but they were no more together (almost), and it was certainly a hard time for Gaurav, one early morning I found him sobbing, I asked, kya hua yar, ( I expected an answer that he was missing his Ms. FAIREST and LOVELIEST, but NO he wasn’t, I would have managed even if he would had said he was missing his mum, but NO, he said I am missing Sakshi!!!)
Now who the hell this Sakshi was???( She was his childhood crush, and he was missing her on the very day of the breakup with his girlfriend, I felt like killing him, or me for the very reason why I asked kya hua!!!)

This was settled in a few days, but it dint die, one day gaurav got a mail which had few pics of Ms. FAIREST and LOVELIEST, and Aditya by chance got to see it, after that life wasn’t fair to Gaurav, the girl was not at all the way Gaurav had described, and all of his life had always been public so was this, now he was made fun of, every corner he went to, any guy he met, that color remark of his became so popular that I bet, he must have wished that he was a COLORBLIND…

 With time it all ended, now things are all under control, but that blind date still haunts him at times, and even if it was to die, we won’t let it die…cheers…

PS I: I seriously did not want to hurt any feelings or emotions, and I wrote this one because I know my buddy Gaurav will take it all sportingly and wont mind it much…(and its least likely that he would ever read this blog of mine)

PS II: For that girl I am sorry that it dint work out, and that’s it!!

PSIII: Do comment on it, but please don’t provide any extra details which I missed in the post, coz that was deliberately done…

PSIV: My next post “ A DATE TO REMEMBER 2”, would be on a date at EUPHORIA( Indian Habitat Centre), dedicated to yet another very special friend of mine…(any guesses)

PS V: Gaurav is still the most eligible bachelor around, so any of willing girl may volunteer… (caste, age, COLOR no bar)