TK, PG & NA- Beyond Obvious….

Dynamically Destined Dogs….

Chronic back benchers, 3 technically dead guys stuck in a damn technical world…

Making a new f**ked up attempt to f**k our f**ked up life every day…

Just to start we, I know are the only living beings (I missed human, well that’s intentional) in this not so living place...

People around us are live, dead life what a fancy it is…

We have a lot in common but most specific thing is that we wanted to do some thing, we were made to do some thing else, now we are again doing some thing totally different, and again we plan to do some thing totally opposite…

We three are working in an Indian IT giant as software engineers…Before that we were electrical engineers…And much before that we never wanted to be engineers…

We are dynamically stagnant and so much in love with our lives that we hate any unnecessary changes made to it...
We are so used to live lavishly in scarcity that we don’t even wish for things, coz we are actually scared that god might be generous enough to grant few of  those wishes…

TK - Tabish Khan, or The Khan one of my best buddies, we have been together in a lot of things few good, and most of them not so good, this guy I must tell you is in love with cinema, he always want to live his life in black n white. I like him for the things which an average HUMAN being would hate in him, for instance he believes in GOD coz GOD gave him the liberty to choose over good or bad rather than imposing it. He is the one who taught me that only person you need to make yourself happy is ‘YOU’. For him love is just a beautiful rose which eventually dies, but could be sacredly preserved even after it is dead. One thing I would like to tell him is that “the people who do not value human emotions and feelings are the worst men of whole human kind”, and you are one them. (OK! Now stop laughing I know even I am one of those) 

Next comes PG, Piyush Gupta the Professional Gadha yeah that’s exactly what we are…dumb professional ass…its almost 3 months since I know him...
 Its very rare that you will find this guy smiling, coz most of the times he is laughing, and I must tell you that he is extremely contagious, you can not be you when you are with him, you are so much involved into his smoky world which is insanely alcoholic...

NA, Namit Aggarwal that’s obviously me. I am just another normal and very ordinary guy totally involved in my excitingly boring life. ‘MY’ life I am in love with this MY word, I love to live in MY world and that’s all you need to know about ME.

Apart from 3 of us I still want to write about a loads of people, and I will do I it soon, so al you guys there soon you will get a personalized dedicated space some where around on this blog.

P.S. – Use of excessively less oxymoron was accidentally intentional as this one of few things I have learnt lately.

MY ILP DAYS….

17:00 hrs, Nov 6^th, 2010 Kochi Airport, a beautiful evening it was, mesmeric view of coconut trees, coconut trees and only coconut trees…

04:00 hrs, Nov 7^th, 2010 Trivandrum, first thing I noticed was a signboard saying Kanyakumari-80 Km, just 80 km away from the lower most part of India, now I actually realized that I am almost 3500 km away from the place called Delhi…

08:30 hrs, Nov 8^th, 2010 Technopark, Trivandrum, my work place, next two days were meant for verification of documents and making us acquainted with few company policies and hell loads of rules, CODE OF CONDUCT this what they call it professionally…

05:00 hrs, Nov 11^th, 2010 B.G.PLAZA, Trivandrum, my so called hotel, now for the next two months I’ll have to leave for office by 6 am and start working from 7 am…

Now this was how I started with Kerala Disasters...

KERALA DISASTERS

Kerala is a state in southern India with a totally different life and people…Yes it is a nice place which I must say is tastefully f**ked up…

Spoons, forks, deodorants and slippers, people here generally avoid using these not so useful articles and their love for coconut oil is laudable…at times you might get confused that is it just the same coconut oil they applied in the morning dripping all over their face or the next oil well discovered would be in their head…(now this was probably an over exaggerated stuff by my frustrated mind but I have seen women there applying oil in huge quantities and most of all they don’t wash it before going out.)

Weather is another very important factor which makes this place totally uninhabitable, its just so hot, humid and stinking…the worst part is its same every day, hour and minute…

It took me not more than few hours to realize that I can never adjust in this damn place but I still had some Kerala Delights which came my way, friends I made there…

Now I actually know what they meant when they said “Don’t look for excellent people, look for excellent relations”…n finally…

15:00 hrs, Jan 20, 2011 Delhi Airport, I am smiling, I am happy, and I am half-gladdened that I left that place after all it was not that bad, at least people there were good…

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