Thursday, October 7, 2010

One night AfTer call centre

One night AfTer call centre

Still 1 more month left before I join TCS, and now I ve started enjoying this call centre culture of Gurgaon, I am working here for 40 odd days, life here is all dead if you don’t know where to find it, clubs, night life, cabs, structures, deadlines, breakups, and CASUAL sex these are the basic components Gurgaon is composed of…
CASUAL sex, this is one of the few terms I got acquainted with in this BPO city…
These are few uncensored, totally exaggerated portions of the conversation I had with my roomy in these past few days…
(I am not sure if he will be glad to see his name on this noble blog so I will just call him 3D, not coz life is beautiful in 3D, but this guy lives his life to the fullest in all possible dimensions, totally insane, no motions no emotions he have, to think before he does is absolute wastage of time for him, and most of all 3D is Dumb Dumber Dumbest)
It was just another night after our call centre shift, our shift ended at 21:30hrs, and usually it was 23:00hrs when our cab parked us back to our apartment, me and 3D I mean…
“She was damn hot”, said 3D as we entered our room,
“The one sitting next to me”, I exclaimed
“Yeah that one, look I got her number”
“Dude you are crazy, it was her first day, leave her she is not your type and...”
and before I could say it he intercepted me,
“Why would you care, and I am going to call her now”
“What!! And who gave you her number”
and before any further delay he called her…
3D: Hello Seema. Welcome to Convergys. (Yeah, her name is Seema, and we 3 work at Convergys, me 3D and Seema and it was her 1st day at Convergys)
Seema: Thank you, who are you?
3D: I am Dev, we share same cab.
Seema: Okay, So?
3D: You are gorgeous, I have been thinking about you since then, it wont be much if I say it is some kind of love at first site.
Seema: That’s your problem, looking after what you feel or think is not my job.
3D: That’s rude.
Seema: That’s precisely how I treat a stray DOG.
3D: I won’t be rude but I assume you know what the female of the family is called.
Seema: How dare you call me a bitch?
3D: Well that’s precisely how I treat a self obsessed bitch.
Seema: Fuck off.
3D: Fuck you.
Beep Beep Beep…..

“Stupid chick, she feels she is the only beautiful girl around, who is she to call me a dog”
“Our new team lead”, I replied politely, taking utmost care that it doesn’t hurt much…
“WTF!! Why dint you tell me earlier, I would had asked for some appraisal, anyways will catch her in office tomorrow, still whatever you say she is hot”
as I said nothing could infect this insane creature, he was still happily laughing, the craziest guy I have ever seen, 3D, Dev Dog Donkey…
As I expected the day opened with crackers for 3D, Seema blasted him really bad, I don’t know if he was upset but yeah today he was not smiling so to celebrate this lost victory we decided to bump ourselves into LAST CHANC after our shift…
Last Chanc Bar, it’s a really nice place, they have everything you need to get over your breakups, to celebrate your newest relation, or to get a new one, and the best thing is it won’t be your last one, things and people are in abundance here, they have it, just anything you need…
As usual my dog was busy looking for a new bitch, sorry I meant 3D and a new girl, while 3D was away I saw a really nice girl at other corner, she was alone so I just though trying my luck and determined I asked  her…
“Mam can I get you a drink”
“Idiot I already have one”, she replied or might be she shouted…
Well I know I suck at it, and that was my last chance at LAST CHANC, but my boy 3D was already dancing with yet another hottest chick around, no I was not at all jealous, or might be I was but I knew he have this charm which I thoroughly lack…
We were almost drunk when 3D’s newly found love Sana dropped us back home and the day went absolutely smooth at office, 3D was busy texting Sana, when suddenly he said,
“Don’t come home tomorrow night, a personal guest of mine will be visiting and she is staying for night”
“But I can stay in my room, I won’t disturb you guys, you have your room”
“No she wants total privacy”
“Okay”, I nodded.
and just to act curious I asked,
“So you guys are gonna make out”
“Yeah, I guess so”
“Do you even know her last name?”
“Is that a prerequisite to make love with a girl?”
“Don’t tell me you love her”
“I said make love with her, Casual sex I mean”
“Oh yea casual sex, so sex is the answer you have for every relation?”
“No!! Sex is the question, and the answer is YES”
“Well you win, don’t wait for me, I wont be coming home tomorrow night, and yeah use precautions”
(I stayed at some other friend’s place, it was not the first time so it was just a normal night out for me)

Next day we met in the office and I asked,
“So how was it?”
“It was good, she is terrific, not the most terrific but yeah she is good”
“So it’s over?”
“No, I guess I like her”
“Dude I am not staying out for another night”
“Chill dude, next time you can stay in your room actually she is not that shy” 

Next few days were very normal, Sana never came home again but 3D used to see her at The Club or LAST CHANC occasionally…
One day when 3D told me that he wont be coming to office, he is going out with Sana, I was pretty shocked as it was the only relation 3D was concerned for, else none of his relations lasted more then few hours…
He was already there when I came back, and he was crying, he was the last person on the earth I could expect to cry, I thought might be he broke up with Sana but I was sure a breakup can never be enough to make 3D cry, so I just asked,
“Hey, what went wrong, everyone is fine at your place?”
“Yes”, he murmured.
“Is it related to Sana?”
“What is it? You guys broke up?”
“No, Sana is pregnant”
“Fuck man, how?”
“Shut up, don’t you know how a girl gets pregnant?”
“Sorry, I meant when it happened, I told you to use precautions”
“She insisted that she want nothing between us”
“And you agreed to it, how can you be so dumb”?
“And now she wants to have a kid, she won’t abort”
“Both of you are mad, dude drop it coz if the kid is even half as stupid as you guys are it already have no chance”
“I know but she is so sure that she….I am just…I don’t know what to do”
“Give me her number, I’ll talk to her”
“No it wont help, I know her, lets just go out I need some drink”
“Okay”, I thought I will just talk to them tomorrow and sort it out…
We came back and went to our rooms, and without saying a single word we went to hit our beds, it was 3 in the night and I was lost in my world of fairies when 3D shouted Namit, I just ran to his room and he was weeping like a kid (A kid to have kid), I asked,
“What is it now?”                                          
he kissed his mobile and gave it to me, it was an SMS, Sana’s SMS…

You think I can ever have an idiot’s kid, moron!
You fucked me hard,
I fucked you harder.
I won.
See you at LAST CHANC some time...

PS I: Tag this post as Adult.
PS II: Dev is my really good friend.


  1. interesting namit.but do u think is it good? do u know first abortion is very dangerous for a girl.well it was just a joke not u guys alz running behind girls like this?nd do u remember how many crushes u have in your life??????????.ha ha ha just kidding. but u guys live ur life fully. :P :P :)

  2. @neha: hahaha :)

    @some unspoken words: well you took it personally, it was just another post, n yeah i seriously do not remember how many crushes i had in my life...

  3. no i didn't took it personally. i took it in a social way.Just think this is the real face of Indian youth.Is there no morality have been left.We think it as a social standard and feel that we are great. Your blog gave me a question is it good that we are running behind western culture like a blind man.

  4. well its not about any culture, not about being social, we r no social beasts, i guess enjoyin ur share of ur life is not at all bad, and we dont hurt anyone, things are alwaz mutual, dats y u call dem mutual... :)

  5. u guys don't hurt anyone this is the gr8 thing. keep on :) stay happy.:)

  6. @some unspoken words...dude (or dudette) its supposed to be "I dint take.." and not "I dint took" its dumb to comment coz this can be fictious..

    @Namit...nice post but kinda stupid...looks like you want readers or want ppl to talk bout your offence was just being "STRAIGHT forward and kept it simple" as you like it...-Astha

  7. haha..nice one dude! The narration was hilarious:)

  8. @sushant: thanx dude, m glad u liked it..

    @anonymous:no personal comments plz, you mite chase away my cherished readers..

  9. Arent you being hypocite Namit as you only asked us to comment freely...and btw I dont think so any open minded person will get offended by corrections..Corrections should welcomed...-AAstha

  10. well you are supposed to comment on my posts not the comments or d ones who comment...
    and yeah it shud be corrections should "BE" welcomed...

  11. Duh-uh wasnt that supposed to be a typing mistake???
    My bad....

  12. well how wud i know, i just thot u wud welcome it so i pointed it out... :)

  13. Thats exactly why I said my bad....:)

  14. hmm @ astha i know that it should come "take" after "did". well most of the time i do such little mistakes even i know. but namit u r not going lose ur readers. i welcome my mistakes. thanks astha. @astha do reading of my blogs too and tell me my mistakes . i shall be very happy. well m just in a learning phase. :)

  15. well good u got a new fren n reader... :)

  16. Nice read. Take care:)

  17. Crazy crazy!!! Guys will be guys!!!

    Thanks for visiting me... :)


  18. @neha:thanx.. tc :)

    @humbl devil: well credits to my frens... :)

    @tanvi: crazy cray, guys will be d way gals like dem..m sure u like crazy guys... :)

  19. ok!! as i m still in shock and daze all i wud say one helluva guy ur 3D is...stupid crazy and super fun....casual sex...dat doesnt sounds too bad now... :P

  20. exactly...shock and daze is what i felt when i met my friend 3D... :)

  21. The narration was flowing, and was good. But, personally, I hate casual sex and everything about it. How do you feel about it?

  22. @arjit:well i ve never been into it neither i intend to so i am not sure abt my comments over it, but yeah i dont actually criticize any1 for it coz its dere choice n v live in a democrcy which i totally respect... :d

  23. True that. Now, answer one question of mine.


  24. Coz a fuckin place n its fuckin people have been fuckin my life for past 3 months, but soon ill be back to comment on all ur fuckin crazy posts....

  25. LOL.i won't write down a be precise it was weird still funny. :P

  26. @sunakshi: well all i wud like to say is thank you... :)


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